Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)

This is exactly my take on nutrition.

(via beccaliving)

I love this quote so much I want to frame it to hang in my kitchen.

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Q
Do you watch 30Rock?
Anonymous
A

High fiving a million angels!


ghibli-collector:

New Art Work from Studio Ghibli’s forthcoming TV Series Ronia the Robber’s Daughter. 

Directed by Ghibli’s Goro Miyazaki the series will air in Japan this October and is a collaboration between Studio Ghibli and Polygon Pictures.

Wut?! Is there any possible way I can be flown in to Japan on show days? Can that be a thing?

ghibli-collector:

New Art Work from Studio Ghibli’s forthcoming TV Series Ronia the Robber’s Daughter.

Directed by Ghibli’s Goro Miyazaki the series will air in Japan this October and is a collaboration between Studio Ghibli and Polygon Pictures.

Wut?! Is there any possible way I can be flown in to Japan on show days? Can that be a thing?

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You ever see that episode of Futurama where the guy from the 80s gets unfrozen and gives ideas about advertising? I think that every director of any perfume television commercial answers to that guy.


noisulivone:

Pokémon realistic art by arvalis

(via kabutocub)


badtvblog:

My favorite way to watch Fox News is on mute using my imagination

But the cake is real this time. Right?

(via rbookbakes)


Q
Are you from Missouri by chance ;3
Anonymous
A

I am from South Carolina. Currently living in Missouri.


Q
I want you to sit on my face.
Anonymous
A

Oh myyyyy…


Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

zeldarubenstein:

samwisethepooh:

zeldarubenstein:

theonlyshawnde:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

I got Torterra

There arent enough pokemon yet :(

OH SHIT IM RAYQUAZA!!! Y’all going downnnnn

I didnt read the instructions with my comprehension goggles on. Im beldum.

I’m Latios. Which is pretty cool I guess.


I had to shave for job interviews. But have these porn stache pictures instead.